Belatucadrus Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 This thread has no real point, I have no pithy comments to make and no deep wisdom to impart to the masses.I am however hoping to get a reaction out of what’s left of this forum. Don't just read it and piss off :- SAY SOMETHING !!! Having a good day great, bad one sorry. Have an opinion on something then express yourself. Other than game posts and software updates this forum has become like the Sargasso sea, not dead but floating moribund and unloved. Bring back the old days express yourself even if others reckon it makes you look a right twonk, rekindle the debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Here's a picture of a cute owl to get the ball rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 May I be the first one to wish you a happy Christmas and a prosperous 2016 PS like the new avatar ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Remember him ? Wonder if he is still a hot head these days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Remember him ? Wonder if he is still a hot head these days ? Could be ! Now back in the day at about this point andsome could be relied upon to tell us he'd never heard of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 andsome ? never head of him :DSomewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class: Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss”."No Paddy," says the teacher, "the answer is Maid Marion.""But Miss, what about that song we used to sing,“Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.she never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Boris, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Irish selfie stick :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted July 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 You're wrong about Trudy Glenn she married a Naturist Hasidic priest, better known as Rabbi Nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 I love the baby owl - rekindles the maternal instincts in me. ... and the Italian Wedding Test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 Hello. There you are I've said something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 27, 2015 Report Share Posted July 27, 2015 I've said several things in the past 24 hours in support of a well timed and diplomatically worded appeal by the OP. This post adds to my total..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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