Belatucadrus Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Angry Sumo champion lashes out, loss of control ends career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 We are going out today - visiting some friends in Witney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Little fatty acquires ICBM all ends in tears and fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 I can't sleep for worrying about whether penguins have knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Despite exhibiting two left feet andsome wins strictly come dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Despite exhibiting appalling avatars, Belatucadrus somehow manages to amuse us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Medical science reveals Trumps skull empty, Trump supporters remain unconcerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 You all love this ten wordy game left by Morty! Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 I'm a celebrity screamed contestant, world said not, torments resumed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 John Browns dead body lies a moulding in the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 Humanity devolves, mankind creates intelligent machines, the next stage begins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Corbyn is a fool - hope he never gets to rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Corbyns usurp power, democracy abolished, new communist dynasty takes over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 4, 2017 Report Share Posted December 4, 2017 Corbynism's a disease - it's only cured by awaking to reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Mans kneeling protest, President screams hateful opposition, American values diminished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 footballers are joining a union to protect themselves - from what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Family at war, blood spilled, all for control of temple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 I avoid reading most world news - it is usually bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Idiot posts to wrong thread, panic ensues, stopgap post created Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Belatucadrus said: Fresh trout fillets, new spuds and some kind of greenery make up my mind closer to cook off. You can't count to 10......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 45 minutes ago, AlanHo said: You can't count to 10......... I note "it's" became "it is" rather suddenly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 It was to prove I can easily count to ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Jamie Oliver gets cliché disorder, dies of cockney rhyming slang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 I squeezed a pimple today. it splatted on the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 Tiny squirrel raps on window, well trained human feeds it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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