AlanHo Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Went supermarket shopping early this morning - roads slippery with snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Mothers stroke outpatient rescheduled, snow rendered paths unsafe, risk unreasonable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 22 minutes ago, Belatucadrus said: Mothers stroke outpatient rescheduled, snow rendered paths unsafe, risk unreasonable. What a caring son you are; Mum must be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 T's said there are forty fousand fevvers on a frush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Pope sent me an e-mail, he offered me his job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Not sure the Pope got it right, but well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 Sorry about confusion, that was Bob Pope county sanitation engineer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 9, 2017 Report Share Posted December 9, 2017 You have got the name wrong - it was Bob Poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 Festive cheer, excessive alcohol, strong words, fisticuffs. Magistrate not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Christmas arrives, eat, drink, be merry, and put on weight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Doctor Who acquires boobs, older fans apoplectic. Implausible they moan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Thank God it's nearly Christmas, shopping is almost all done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Duck shoot, nice brace, but who is gonna dress 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Snow falls, pipes freeze, television boring, festive fun my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 No snow, fine weather, drunken crowds, a typical English "Christmess" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 They got divorced, then lived alone but happy ever after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Gifts exchanged, three hundred and sixty five days to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 Masochist to sadist “please whip me”, Sadist to Masochist “No” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 That's it over for another year. Praise to the Lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Today is supposed to be relaxing day, no chance ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Tree and all decorations now packed away in the garage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Charity prosecutes Santa for overworking reindeer, case collapsed accused fictional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 andsome was naked wearing a tie – the video went viral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Nick Clegg trades in cigarette coupons, gets knighthood in exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Nick Clegg stripped of Knighthood, turns out Coupons where forgeries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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