Belatucadrus Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 I decided that there was a whole raft of utterly terrible non classical album covers out there that deserve to be shoved down your throats brought to your attention, so here goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 The fool thinks he is on the back of a horse (or perhaps he thinks he is "over blessed". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Hi Ho Silver, Away. Where's Tonto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 Tonto had more oil in his lamp.....he done gone master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/28/2018 at 12:59 PM, Belatucadrus said: I decided that there was a whole raft of utterly terrible non classical album covers out there that deserve to be shoved down your throats brought to your attention, so here goes. Thats a big un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 I do hope he is wearing an asbestos jock strap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/29/2018 at 6:10 PM, catgate said: I do hope he is wearing an asbestos jock strap. Asbestos catgate. I would want a Titainium one to sit on that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 I would need a 4 foot thick high density foam pad to absorb the shock wave when it goes off. PLus a high viz jacket, safety glasses, ear defenders and safety helmet to comply with Elf 'n Safety regulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/29/2018 at 5:50 PM, andsome said: Thats a big un You should not know there are various sizes.. Did you play rugby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 After writing the above, and thinking of my own "contact sports of the past", I slid into a happening which at the time I found very embarrassing. I was probably about 16 years of age and was a member of a "Health and Strength" club situated in a part of my mother city of Bradford. There were one or two members who were top notch athletes who were ex prewar Olympic contestants. In Bradford at the time there were several of these clubs and they too had similar members. In one of these clubs were three or four brothers each one "specialising" in a different "art". One was a weight lifter, another was a boxer, and the youngest was a wrestler (the other brother used to seemed to wrestle with the beer in the bar of the pub next door to the H&S Club). I was scheduled to wrestle with the youngest of the sons. It was the usual scoring "best of three falls". The bell rang and after a very short "tussle " I had my opponents shoulders on the floor for a second or two and claimed the "first of two falls". I only needed a repeat performance and I would have won. After only a moment or two the Bell rang again to start round 2. We had been grappling only a couple of minutes when I found myself on the floor struggling to get a good hold on my opponent. The last couple of days before the event I had been suffering from the production of "wind" and now here I was battling with not only an opponent but also a belly full of wind. Of course I lost the battle with the wind and produce a genuine Olde English Fart. .....which led to a complete breakdown and victory for my opponent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/29/2018 at 6:10 PM, catgate said: I do hope he is wearing an asbestos jock strap. Asbestos is extremely dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 3 hours ago, catgate said: You should not know there are various sizes.. Did you play rugby? . Did you play rugby? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 It's a wonder you didn't blow him away catgate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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