Belatucadrus Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Delightful, Wonderful, Splendid, and at the same time Funny, Hilarious and Brilliant (shame about the absence of paper). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 I bet he needs giant sized paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 On looking again at this delightful work of art I was suddenly aware that should the Effylump suddenly break wind, in that position, he would go upwards, and the edifice he is sat on would be "driven" vertically to Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 They've thought of that, the bit that looks like a cistern is actually a flap valve controlled Pachydermal flatus deflector the fact that the flap valve is upright indicates that a presidential grade Trump has activated the device, redirecting the noxious gaseous emissions upwards. Thus cancelling out the forces that could result in a VTO El. Fortunately the elephants have yet to learn how to smoke as this could result in catastrophic explosions or fifty foot columns of blue flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4\/!d Posted June 19, 2018 Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 5 hours ago, catgate said: On looking again at this delightful work of art I was suddenly aware that should the Effylump suddenly break wind, in that position, he would go upwards, and the edifice he is sat on would be "driven" vertically to Australia. Isn't that how Nellie the Elephant said goodbye to the circus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted June 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2018 Sad images from local papers at Nellies final trumpety trump. She tried to hold it in, but nature wasn't to be denied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 20, 2018 Report Share Posted June 20, 2018 When I read the title for this thread I was expecting a Dog doing the Vacuuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted June 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2018 On 6/20/2018 at 11:13 AM, Gandalph said: Dog doing the Vacuuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Ah, but that vacuum was designed for a dog, that's why they call it "The Dyson DC33 Animal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 He wont suck up much like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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