Gandalph Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Big Bull--A week after Farmer John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. He won’t even look at a cow.”“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbour’s cows! He’s like a machine!”“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.“I don’t know, but they taste like peppermint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 !00/!00 + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 You nicked that joke from me - but abbreviated it. I posted it in January Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 The theaving so and so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, andsome said: The theaving so and so That spill chucker of yours is rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Thriving, you spotted the deliberate mistook agin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Your mistake is not realising you have a lousy memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Pardon, what memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 It wasn't nicked from you Alan, honest. It was nicked from another Forum that you aren't even a member of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Gandalph said: It wasn't nicked from you Alan, honest. It was nicked from another Forum that you aren't even a member of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 9 hours ago, AlanHo said: What? you mean you were nicked from another Forum you are not a Member of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gandalph said: What? you mean you were nicked from another Forum you are not a Member of. Rumours that he was stolen by Artist to act as a nude model are entirely unfounded, but probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted October 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Judging by that photograph from Portugal of him stood in his shorts, it's probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 Sticks and stones may break my bones - but.................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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