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Apologies for being away for the past week, Had a minor stroke and was in bed for the week. So let;s see if I can do better.

Kids Letters to God

Dear God,

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on

vacation? -: Jane

Dear God,

I read the Bible. What does 'begat' mean? Nobody will tell me.

-: Love, Alison

Dear God,

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? -: Lucy

Dear God,

Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling

words in the house? -: Anita

Dear God,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an

accident? -: Norma

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why

don't You just keep the ones You have now?-: Jane

Dear God,

Who draws the lines around the countries? -: Nan

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that

okay? -: Neil

Dear God,

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had

everything. -: Jane

Dear God,

Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?

Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -: Darla

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

-: Joyce

Dear God,

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said

some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but

I hope You will not hurt him anyway.

Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear God,

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be

our day of rest. -: Tom L.

Dear God,

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can

look it up. -: Bruce

Dear God,

If we come back as something -: please don't let me be Jennifer

Horton because I hate her.-: Denise

Dear God,

If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything

you want, except my money or my chess set. -: Raphael

Dear God,

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. -: Danny

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had

their own rooms. It works with my brother. -: Larry

Dear God,

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so

much hair all over. -: Sam

Dear God,

You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -: Dean

Dear God,

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -: Ruth M.

Dear God,

I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.-: Elliott

Dear God,

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the

whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never

do it. -: Nan

Dear God,

Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and

David the best.-: Rob

Dear God,

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.

They're just kidding, aren't they? -: Marsha

Dear God,

If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

-: Mickey D.

Dear God,

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said

You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.

Sincerely, Donna

Dear God:

The bad people laughed at Noah -: "You made an ark on dry land you

fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.

-: Eddie

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want

You to know but I am not just saying that because You are

God already. -: Charles

Dear God,

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you

made on Tuesday. That was cool! -: Eugene

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Apologies for being away for the past week, Had a minor stroke and was in bed for the week. So let;s see if I can do better.

Stroke? I hope your alright. I'm fairly young, so I don't have to worry about that, but I do know people that have had problems with that before.

Good health, and all the best.

P.S.

That's cute :)

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Apologies for being away for the past week, Had a minor stroke and was in bed for the week. So let;s see if I can do better.

Stroke? I hope your alright. I'm fairly young, so I don't have to worry about that, but I do know people that have had problems with that before.

Good health, and all the best.

P.S.

That's cute :)

Don't be too sure. My father died with a massive brain hemorrhage at the age of 29

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Apologies for being away for the past week, Had a minor stroke and was in bed for the week.

Hope you are feeling OK now, are you now on Aspirin every day? 'Er indoors had a minor stroke about twelve or so years ago. The specialist blamed it on Hormone replacement therapy. I know that this won't affect you, but it is a warning to the ladies to report even the very slightest side effect. Take care of yourself.

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Asprin thins out the blood, probably let's it flow better to the brain/heart that's why it's good for stroke/heart problems.  I think.. I'm not a doctor or anything

It's not for everyone - can be a stomach irritant!

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Thanks for.all the replies, I hope I'm alright now.

Regarding Aspirin, it does thin the blood I've been taking it for the last ten years.

Now if I could only throw away the stick I'd feel a lot better. Mind you it does come in handy when using buses etc.

So here's todays thoughts.

Rules for driving in Ireland today

- Indicators will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them.

- Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between

you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by

somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

- Don't be fooled by the lines on the road. If there is almost

enough room for two cars - move over, it's two lanes.

- The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance

you have of getting hit.

- Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive

bodywork.

- Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that

your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake

pedal pulsates.

For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

- Electronic traffic warning signs are not there to provide useful

information. They are only there to make Ireland look high-tech, and

to distract you from seeing the Garda with the radar gear parked on

the verge.

- Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as suggestions, and

are apparently not enforceable during rush hour.

- Always get annoyed when you are held up because of other motorists

rubbernecking when there is an accident, but you must get revenge by

doing it yourself when you reach the accident.

- Throwing litter on the roads adds colour to the landscape and

gives County Council crews something to clean up.

- Never, never look for street signs. If you do find one, it has

probably been turned around.

- All roads shall be repaired once every 20 years, whether they need

it or not.

- Remember that the goal of every driver is to get there first, by

whatever means necessary.

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