nellie2 Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? 10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" 11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? 13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 14. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four British is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Very true especially No. 9. Your clothes could disappear but after they've been repeatedly been washed and disintegrated. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 #13's the one I like.I was wondering the other day why 70 degrees in the winter feels so much colder than 70 degrees in the summer :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 :lol: good ones. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ranger Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 No 4, I found myself doing that when I came home from work yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" I usually just say"don't worry I have another one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 No 6 - do it all the time :rolleyes: andNo 7 - so frustrating!!! :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I always liked:Why is it that, the hotter you turn the water on, the better chances that any spoon within 50 miles of the faucet will make its was under the water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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