AlanHo Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 My Willy's not perky todayIts because he aint had his own wayHe wanted to playWith me for the dayBut I sent him to school anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Andsome's brain's the size of a planetthe food he cooks he eats like a gannetthe says he's good lookingbut we're not lookinghe is the head chef for Neoplanet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Alan's willy had got me confusedTerminology I wouldn't have usedBut it started to clickIt was just like my DlckBut when I sent him he simply refusedEdit damn word filter :Surprised Toungue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 Devanski your really quite sillyInnuendos about my poor WillyThen to mention your DlckIs terribly sickIts as cheesy as ripe caerphilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 This is starting to get out of hand - keep it cleaner..................I have'nt got time to make up a rhyme.Can't find a decent smilie - I HATE these new ones - too many - too confusing - and how many people wear sungalsses all the time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 This is starting to get out of hand - keep it cleaner..................I have'nt got time to make up a rhyme.Can't find a decent smilie - I HATE these new ones - too many - too confusing - and how many people wear sungalsses all the time!!I think it's your mind artist, they are talking about their children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 This is starting to get out of hand - keep it cleaner..................I have'nt got time to make up a rhyme.Can't find a decent smilie - I HATE these new ones - too many - too confusing - and how many people wear sungalsses all the time!!I think it's your mind artist, they are talking about their children.Smilie Smilie Smilie. (Don't like the proper ones) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 artist is starting to worrybut shes in rather a hurrykeep it spick and spanor you might get a banand not get on here in a hurry :Shocked Crying: :Winking Confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 There's a bunch that we call Neo PlanetWho help when our 'puters have had itThey fix all our woesAnd they stay on their toesFighting all the bad things that attack us :Cool Big Smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devanski Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 To offend was not my intentionUttering words, seemingly, too rude to mentionIt was all harmless funartist must be a nunNow, for that, I'll get my suspension :Cool Big Smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted July 4, 2005 Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 In the States it's the 4th of JulySo Fireworks light up the skyAnd after they foughtTheir freedoms they gotAnd now Bush tries to take them away :Shocked Disappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2005 In the States it's the 4th of JulySo Fireworks light up the skyAnd after they foughtTheir freedoms they gotAnd now Bush tries to take them awayThis is what I tried to sayIn a a reply only just yesterdayBut Nellie's replyJust spit in my eye And now she has gone clean away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 T'was catgate who started this threadBut he must have gone soft in the headCuz having started the jokeThis crafty old blokeHas gone all political instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 its all gone awry to many fish to frylets give it the chopor back to the topA young lady stood outside the co-op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 A young lady stood outside the co-opher blouse undone at the topwithout looking far you could see her black braand her bossoms about to pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 A young lady stood outside the co-opher blouse undone at the topwithout looking far you could see her black braand her bossoms about to popSounds extremely interesting. Which Co-Op please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Old andsome - you gain his attentionWhen bottoms or bosoms you mentionHe's gone down the townTo the Co-Op - the clownPretending he aint on a pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Old andsome - you gain his attentionWhen bottoms or bosoms you mentionHe's gone down the townTo the Co-Op - the clownPretending he aint on a pension.Leaving in a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Silly Billys!!:o)))I'll use my own 'bits'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scuzzman Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 Silly Billys!!:o)))I'll use my own 'bits'.Your 'bits' are very nice :Cool Smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwp Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 cant think of anything to rhyme with bits :Cool Toungue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 cant think of anything to rhyme with bits :Cool Toungue:I CAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 With a mind like a planet you'd thinkHe'd give more than a nod and a winkTo a clever new postingThis Forum is hostingHe's enough to drive us to drinkWhen will andsome compile some new verseWhether wordy or just very terseIt doesn't much matterHe's as mad as a hatterWith some interests very perverseHe's anti blonde, anti Bush, anti BlairBut with a passion for a nice rounded pairHe's a funny old chapSo lets give him a clapLets pretend that we all have a care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 5, 2005 Report Share Posted July 5, 2005 With a mind like a planet you'd thinkHe'd give more than a nod and a winkTo a clever new postingThis Forum is hostingHe's enough to drive us to drinkWhen will andsome compile some new verseWhether wordy or just very terseIt doesn't much matterHe's as mad as a hatterWith some interests very perverseHe's anti blonde, anti Bush, anti BlairBut with a passion for a nice rounded pairHe's a funny old chapSo lets give him a clapLets pretend that we all have a care.Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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