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I went to my local superstore this morning, just to do the normal "chore" shopping. There was a long queue of cars waiting for spaces in the car park. I came home without even stopping, never mind shopping. I'll go out again about 10 or 11 pm and see if it's any easier then.

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STOCK UP everyone. Dash out and buy, buy, buy. There will be no sprouts left. When you get to the supermarket car park get your wife (or partner) to get out, go round on foot until she ( or he) sees someone leaving a space, then she ( or he) should lie in the space until you arrive.

Do not delay. Remember the shops will be shut until Tuesday or it will be McDonalds or Pizza Hut for you ( not to mention Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Thos. :tongue:

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I'll go out again about 10 or 11 pm and see if it's any easier then.

I've visited our local Tesco's that late several times recently, it has been surprisingly busy with christmas shoppers even then. :ph34r:

Perhaps I won't then.

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I've finished !! The freezers, fridges and cupboards are bulging and the wrapped pressies are all all over the place. :happy:

So I have no intention of venturing out for any shopping etc except for a few bevies with friends. :harhar:

Have a Happy Christmas everyone and a prosperous New Year. :wink:

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I went to my local superstore this morning, just to do the normal "chore" shopping. There was a long queue of cars waiting for spaces in the car park. I came home without even stopping, never mind shopping. I'll go out again about 10 or 11 pm and see if it's any easier then.

It could be worse:

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AN AUSTRALIAN skipper and his New Zealander first mate survived 11 days in

a storm-battered life raft with no food or water - and were forced to drink

their own urine - after their yacht sank off Vietnam.

Mark Wesley Smith and Steven John Freeman recounted yesterday how they clung

desperately to their life raft as storms flipped it over and over for days

on end.

They ate nothing for 11 days, licked rainwater off the raft and were forced

to drink their urine.

http://tinyurl.com/bokgm

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:w00t:

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I went to my local superstore this morning, just to do the normal "chore" shopping. There was a long queue of cars waiting for spaces in the car park. I came home without even stopping, never mind shopping. I'll go out again about 10 or 11 pm and see if it's any easier then.

It could be worse:

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AN AUSTRALIAN skipper and his New Zealander first mate survived 11 days in

a storm-battered life raft with no food or water - and were forced to drink

their own urine - after their yacht sank off Vietnam.

Mark Wesley Smith and Steven John Freeman recounted yesterday how they clung

desperately to their life raft as storms flipped it over and over for days

on end.

They ate nothing for 11 days, licked rainwater off the raft and were forced

to drink their urine.

http://tinyurl.com/bokgm

-------------------------------------------

:w00t:

Sounds like a contender for the next channel 4 cruises from hell

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AN AUSTRALIAN skipper and his New Zealander first mate survived 11 days in

a storm-battered life raft with no food or water - and were forced to drink

their own urine - after their yacht sank off Vietnam.

Mark Wesley Smith and Steven John Freeman recounted yesterday how they clung

desperately to their life raft as storms flipped it over and over for days

on end.

They ate nothing for 11 days, licked rainwater off the raft and were forced

to drink their urine.

http://tinyurl.com/bokgm

-------------------------------------------

:w00t:

Thanks DW, for that lovely little Christmas story.

Back to the main thread, though.

The shops do seems to be running out of seasonal stuff.

My wife asked me to go out and get some sprouts. Now we always have those with little crosses on the bottom. I searched high and low and couldn't find any with those crosses. I guess we are just too late.

Thos. :tongue:

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If you put crosses on them you get soggy sprouts when cooked, my mate Ramsey told me last night :harhar:

Whether they are soggy depends, not on their crosses, but on the time they are cooked. About 40 minutes boiling should get them at their traditional best (tell your friend Ramsey----he will probably tell you to f-off)

Thos. :harhar:

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Talking of sprouts, my local Tesco is selling picked, loose sprouts at £0.98/Kg that's about 100 of the little blighters. They are also selling sprouts "on the stalk" i.e. a plant pulled up from the ground, decapitated and sold otherwise entire. I counted the sprouts on one of them - 27. The cost? £2.99.

Rounding up/down the arithmetic, loose the sprouts are about one penny each. On the stem, ten pence each AND you have to pick them off yourself. Worst of all, they can sell the top of the plant separately as Brussels tops or "Spring Cabbage".

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