AlanHo Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I propose that we organise an annual get-together for the regular contributors to the Forum. We could meet somewhere in the geographical centre of the UK to minimise travel - which happens to be just 4 miles from where I live.I could organise a suitable farmers field for you to pitch your tents in and provide the necessary chairs for the musical chairs championship and plasters to be applied after the shin kicking contest. We could hold our own beauty contest - but andsome would have to be excluded on the grounds that he has an unfair advantage.Hows about an insult hurling contest - but blonde targets should be excluded. They can have their own fun in the blonde tossing contest.We could have full size cut-outs of leading politicians for our politically motivated members to take out their frustrations on in the mud pie chucking contest.This list of fun events is endless.Exciting prospect eh....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 blonde targets should be excluded. They can have their own fun in the blonde tossing contest.??????!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Sounds brilliant to me, except for the tent bit. I insist on a hotel room with en-suite facilities. I bags first go at tossing the blondes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 It sounds like a wonderful idea. We could have geriatric sports like the Long Stand, the High Stand, Formation Standing, Syncronised Standing, 100m, 400m and 1000m Stand, and we could round it all off with Long Distance Relay Dribbling.If we played our cards right I am sure we could get a grant for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 It sounds like a wonderful idea. We could have geriatric sports like the Long Stand, the High Stand, Formation Standing, Syncronised Standing, 100m, 400m and 1000m Stand, and we could round it all off with Long Distance Relay Dribbling.If we played our cards right I am sure we could get a grant for it.There's no cash left, Labour have spent it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 It sounds like a wonderful idea. We could have geriatric sports like the Long Stand, the High Stand, Formation Standing, Syncronised Standing, 100m, 400m and 1000m Stand, and we could round it all off with Long Distance Relay Dribbling.If we played our cards right I am sure we could get a grant for it. :lol: :lol: :lol: You could add zimmer frame testing too! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel=UK= Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 well can i come? , if i can the ladies can just share my tent to save them brining one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Rebel you could go on the mods warning list. brining in tents with ladies is NOT permitted in public! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 When can I expect the plane tickets to arrive for my family Alan? :rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 When can I expect the plane tickets to arrive for my family Alan? :rolleyes: :lol:Forget it we don't have the money to spare, we've lent it all to Labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 When can I expect the plane tickets to arrive for my family Alan? :rolleyes: :lol:Forget it we don't have the money to spare, we've lent it all to Labour. Well I shall then have to set up a "Help Send DW and his Family to the UK" fund. ;) Paypal and major credit cards accepted. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel=UK= Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Well I shall then have to set up a "Help Send DW and his Family to the UK" fund. wink.gifPaypal and major credit cards accepted.just jump in the back of a lorry. thats how most people from other countries get in. Youll get a free house aswell :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Well I shall then have to set up a "Help Send DW and his Family to the UK" fund. wink.gifPaypal and major credit cards accepted.just jump in the back of a lorry. thats how most people from other countries get in. Youll get a free house aswell :huh: Got one that floats and has paddles? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Well I shall then have to set up a "Help Send DW and his Family to the UK" fund. wink.gifPaypal and major credit cards accepted.just jump in the back of a lorry. thats how most people from other countries get in. Youll get a free house aswell :huh: Got one that floats and has paddles? ;)That will do. Just make sure you arrive a the shoreline about 03:00 to 05:00 hrs when it's dark. The Customs and Excise and Coastguard will never see you. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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