Did you know......

[artist]

Received from my almost 90 year old neighbour......

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what?

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Banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad

Breath in the morning!)

[Belatucadrus]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Not true, check out the Bonobo or Pygmy Chimpanzee

Sex in bonobo society transcends reproduction, as it does in humans. It serves as a way of bonding, exchanging energy and sharing pleasure.

I also doubt the combination of a Chihuahua and a table leg has much to do with the reproductive cycle.

[-pops-]

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

Not only illegal but pretty much impossible I would think. :)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Not true, I'm afraid. I don't want to put too much seriousness into this but there is something called the sexual imperative which, broadly speaking, means that there has to be some incentive for the sex act to occur and I think that most of us know what that incentive is. In some animals this incentive is year round e.g. rabbits and some other rodents. In others it is seasonal and is effected/affected by hormonal levels

[artist]

:D :D :D

[rong]

you should see a pig, they look like they enjoy it.

[jason.b.c]

Did you know......

That margerine is one molecule away from being full blown plastic...!! :lol:

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/margarine.html

And here is the most disturbing fact....

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE from being PLASTIC...

( this fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated , this means hydrogen is added changing the molecular structure of the food )

YOU can try this yourself, purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area, within a couple of days you will note a couple of things, no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it,( that should tell you something) it does not rot, smell differently...Because it has no nutritional value, nothing will grow on it, even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow...Why? because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your tupperware and spread that on your toast?

Yuck!

:P

[andsome]

you should see a pig, they look like they enjoy it.

Are you a voyeur then? :lol:

[rong]

Voyeur no, once worked on a farm that had pigs.

[andsome]

Voyeur no, once worked on a farm that had pigs.

So now we know. Instead of mucking them out, you watched them having nookie. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Thos]

I also doubt the combination of a Chihuahua and a table leg has much to do with the reproductive cycle.

:lol: :lol:

Thos.

[-pops-]

Continuing Jason's theme, why eat either of these fats? I don't.

Being hypersensitive to lactose, I avoid all dairy derived products so that's a no-no as far as butter is concerned even though it only contains trace amounts of lactose. Margarine is often prepared using whey or milk derivatives (containing lactose) to give a "buttery" taste but, why eat a butter substitute when you eschew the real thing, especially as now margarine is classified (almost) as being toxic?

I don't miss not having milk, butter, cream, cheese or even margarine. If you think about where they come from for a few minutes, you might reconsider the eating of them as well.

[dadyassa]

I was brought up on bread or bread and dripping if we were lucky :lol:

[deuces wild]

Received from my almost 90 year old neighbour......

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Banging your head against a wall uses

150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad

Breath in the morning!)

Good ones! Thanks.

I also doubt the combination of a Chihuahua and a table leg has much to do with the reproductive cycle.

Or any leg for that matter. :lol: