AlanHo Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Einstein's was born March 14, 1879. He would be 128 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be know as.....................Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty"Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then post it here to get it off my computer. The photo got left behind though............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Groan....... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be know as.....................Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty"Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then post it here to get it off my computer. The photo got left behind though............ The chaps on the forum will be groaning that you left the photo out... ...not about Einstein's 'Other' Theory!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Can't you find the photo? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 If you had ever been on the receiving end of a thorough knuckle wrapping by doug - like me - you wouldn't post topless glamour pictures either.It may upset sensitive youngsters who visit here - or some randy old blokes who would suffer a rise................ in blood pressure.. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 If you had ever been on the receiving end of a thorough knuckle wrapping by doug - like me - you wouldn't post topless glamour pictures either.It may upset sensitive youngsters who visit here - or some randy old blokes who would suffer a rise................ in blood pressure.. :lol:P.M it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Can't you find the photo? :DI had a bit of a search round and found it but it rough looking so I didn't post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The mods are gonna find another use for that rope - you are in trouble my man........................ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The mods are gonna find another use for that rope - you are in trouble my man........................ :lol:What rope is that then Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The mods are gonna find another use for that rope - you are in trouble my man........................ :lol:Was that rope holding "everything together"? It looked to me as though some un-natural support was needed.It epitomised the phrase "A public hanging". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 The mods are gonna find another use for that rope - you are in trouble my man........................ :lol:Was that rope holding "everything together"? It looked to me as though some un-natural support was needed.It epitomised the phrase "A public hanging".It looked like two hangings in the same day! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Certainly made me titter when I saw the photo. Especially because your picture was very close to the one I was too cowardly to post. Yer gorra admire northern bravery........................at least we now know that photos containing rope are not acceptable............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Certainly made me titter when I saw the photo. Especially because your picture was very close to the one I was too cowardly to post. Yer gorra admire northern bravery........................at least we now know that photos containing rope are not acceptable............. I suppose it depends on what the rope is doing at the time Alan. I had no intention of leaving it on for very long, I know who is about and hopefully isn't at that time of night. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I think I've missed something here, I'm glad to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I think I've missed something here, Me too. Perhaps it was a good thing. Boys will be boys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I think I've missed something here, I'm glad to say You did not miss much, It was really a demonstration of Newtonian physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I think I've missed something here, I'm glad to say You did not miss much, It was really a demonstration of Newtonian physics.Oh I see. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Oh I see. :lol:No you didn't!....you were not around at the time. You missed the points completely. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Oh I see. :lol:No you didn't!....you were not around at the time. You missed the points completely. :lol:Did I miss them too. I go to bed early. You all stay up very late. :0 Up to no good, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted March 19, 2008 Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 Up to no good, no doubt. Ermmmm......something like that My Little Honeysuckle Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2008 I go to bed early. You all stay up very late. :0 Up to no good, no doubt. I would have thought that it was those who go to bed early that are more likely to be up to no good...........................I usually go about 1.00 am......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I go to bed early.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 11-30 P.M. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 I go to bed early. You all stay up very late. :0 Up to no good, no doubt. I would have thought that it was those who go to bed early that are more likely to be up to no good...........................I usually go about 1.00 am......... In my book it says 1 am is early.........12 pm is late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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