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Unfortunately the One eyed highland Dragon Draco Hibernicis Cyclops is now a CITES listed species and protected from steel encrusted hero types with big pointy sticks. However they aren't suited to life in the cities due to excessive verbal flatulence. Fortunately it appears that the specimen in London has like the grasshopper of fable spent it's time frittering away resources and generally irritating people, so seems likely to starve to death due to global warming and a credit crunch. Unfortunately it isn't going to go quietly or on its own, being intent on taking as many as possible with it to it's inevitable demise.

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Unfortunately the One eyed highland Dragon Draco Hibernicis Cyclops is now a CITES listed species and protected from steel encrusted hero types with big pointy sticks. However they aren't suited to life in the cities due to excessive verbal flatulence. Fortunately it appears that the specimen in London has like the grasshopper of fable spent it's time frittering away resources and generally irritating people, so seems likely to starve to death due to global warming and a credit crunch. Unfortunately it isn't going to go quietly or on its own, being intent on taking as many as possible with it to it's inevitable demise.

Too damned true.

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