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Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings

Bundles of magazines tied up in string

These are a few of my favourite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses

Pace makers, golf carts and porches with swings

These are a few of my favourite things.

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak,

When the knees go bad

I simply remember my favourite thing and then I don’t feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spucy food or cooking with onions.

Bath robes and heating pads and hot meals they bring

These are a few of my favourite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinning

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinning

And then we won’t mention those short shrunken frames

When we remember our favourite things.

When the joints ache

When the hips break,

When the eyes go dim,

Then I remember the great life I’ve had

And then I don’t feel so bad.

:D

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