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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig

to face Mecca

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the world ended

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andsome you should be able to count to three by now

Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off

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andsome you should be able to count to three by now

Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off

The above DOES NOT FOLLOW ON.

Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the world ended

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To waste time productively this a game called The Longest Sentence and its rules are simply, three words per person participating and cannot end the sentence by using an exclamation mark, question mark, or any other symbol that makes an end to a sentence and lastly, it has to make sense.

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose 1when 2suddenly 3the 4world 5ended

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looking at the rules again - it is clear we have all added more than just three words. I have visited the thread several times and added 3 words each time - but a literal interpretation of the rules makes clear this is quite wrong - and for once rong is equally wrong too.

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looking at the rules again - it is clear we have all added more than just three words. I have visited the thread several times and added 3 words each time - but a literal interpretation of the rules makes clear this is quite wrong - and for once rong is equally wrong too.

I noticed that as well but realised that the sentence would be short if we only literally added three words each, but that doesn't alter the fact that five words are more than three and andsome needs to go to preschool and learn to count

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looking at the rules again - it is clear we have all added more than just three words. I have visited the thread several times and added 3 words each time - but a literal interpretation of the rules makes clear this is quite wrong - and for once rong is equally wrong too.

I noticed that as well but realised that the sentence would be short if we only literally added three words each, but that doesn't alter the fact that five words are more than three and andsome needs to go to preschool and learn to count

Wrong again - if 50 forum members each added just 3 words in turn - the sentence would be quite long. I propose that the OP should make clear his intention and also give a ruling on the confusion caused by andsome and rong which has lead to a fork in the literary road and quite ruined my day...... :rolleyes:

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Why was it necessary to end the world with five words?

Was this necessary in order to put paid to an uninteresting and childish topic that needed more thought than just a smiley as a contribution?

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the world ended

Thank goodness for that! I hope that means this thread will end as well. :lol:

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So why don't we go on from where I corrected it :unsure:

Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off his propelling pencil

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off his propelling pencil, resulting in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off his propelling pencil, resulting in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch according to Doctor

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Three little pikachu's with legs akimbo all stood up with toes askance and wiggled them without their shoes, which they cherished with all their other little bits tucked tidily into their tight trouser pockets to accompany their piano accordion, upright organ and assorted small canticles not realising that andsome was nearby reticulating brown gravy to top up Septimus Mouseparsley's old horse trough, whereupon Britney Spears began taking off her hair as she changed her wig to face Mecca Murphy the Irish champion ceilidh chromer who danced naked pulling his long and pointy nose when suddenly the end came off his propelling pencil, resulting in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch according to Doctor Who's innacurate diagnosis

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