Belatucadrus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 If all the laws of physics come into play the lad carrying jumbo will very soon not be doing so........but he must be awarded something just for foolhardyness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Even the ephalump looks frightened - he's going to remember this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 What if it pees on him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 29/12/2017 at 2:56 PM, andsome said: What if it pees on him? Tough luck on the fella that's carrying it. He should have thought about that before he picked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4\/!d Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Q: What’s grey/brown and has four legs and a trunk?A: A mouse going on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 THE LARGEST GROAN EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 That’s a mouse seen through a magnifying glass. You can’t fool me Mr Ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 I don't think he is one of the nice mice (you can tell it is a "he" because of the way it holds its suitcase). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Andsome, You are supposed to sk Alan, "When have you ever seen a mouse with a trunk". Alan is then supposed to answer, "When a suitcase just won't do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 7 hours ago, Gandalph said: Andsome, You are supposed to sk Alan, "When have you ever seen a mouse with a trunk". Alan is then supposed to answer, "When a suitcase just won't do". How do I sk Alan? Will it be painful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 8 hours ago, Gandalph said: "When have you ever seen a mouse with a trunk". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Found this on google A mouse-like creature with an elephant’s “trunk” has been discovered in a remote desert in Namibia. The new species is known as an “elephant shrew” and is a type of round-eared sengi. The tiny creature is the smallest known member of the sengi family with a body just 9cm long and despite its size, is more closely related to elephants, manatees and aardvarks than to shrews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 It's also related to dozens of M.P. s who are too timid to stand up to their election promises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I thought that Shrew looked like Theresa May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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