AlanHo Posted January 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 A customer was so infatuated with our waitress he decided to ask her for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and confronted her. With a total lack of finesse, he blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me since you served me? You wouldn't even make eye contact." "Oh," replied the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 :lol: I've been in restaurants like that.Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 :lol: I've been in restaurants like that.Thos.Where the waitresses would agree to naughties, but not a second coffee? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 :lol: I've been in restaurants like that.Thos.Where the waitresses would agree to naughties, but not a second coffee? :lol:She agreed to naughties, did she?? Or is that your imagination running riot again?Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 These two men just walked into our bar. "What do you want to drink, Donkey?" one of the men asked. "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness please." The other man goes up to the bar and says to Artist. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Donkey." The guy takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Donkey." Later when they finished their drinks the guy says to Donkey, "It's your round Donkey. Go get us a pint o' Guinness." Donkey goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness please." When Artist was sure Donkey's friend wasn't listening she said, "I think it's an awful cheek him calling you Donkey." "Oh," Donkey replies, "He..aw he..aw he..aw he always calls me that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 :lol: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos.I know that you're getting on a bit, but how many bars have you been in?? :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos.I know that you're getting on a bit, but how many bars have you been in?? :D :DQuite a lot as I recall. But none in Burntwood, Staffs.Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 These two men just walked into our bar. "What do you want to drink, Donkey?" one of the men asked. "A..A...A pa...pa..pi..pint o..of gi...gi..gi Guinness A..a pint of Guinness please." The other man goes up to the bar and says to Artist. "Two pints of Guinness for me and my mate Donkey." The guy takes the drinks back. "Here you go, Donkey." Later when they finished their drinks the guy says to Donkey, "It's your round Donkey. Go get us a pint o' Guinness." Donkey goes to the bar. "T..T...T..two pa..pa...pa..pi..pints o..o..of gi.. gin..gi..Guinness. Two pints of Guinness please." When Artist was sure Donkey's friend wasn't listening she said, "I think it's an awful cheek him calling you Donkey." "Oh," Donkey replies, "He..aw he..aw he..aw he always calls me that." :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one!You didn't seem to like it at the time and seemed a bit miffed at the guy calling his mate donkey. Silly ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 16, 2007 Report Share Posted January 16, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos.I know that you're getting on a bit, but how many bars have you been in?? :D :DQuite a lot as I recall. But none in Burntwood, Staffs.Thos. Burntwood in Staffs has not got any Bars. All the residents print themselves vouchers off the computer and go to their local off-license and buy cans to drink at home whilst watching their Cable TV. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one!You didn't seem to like it at the time and seemed a bit miffed at the guy calling his mate donkey. Silly ass.It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos.I know that you're getting on a bit, but how many bars have you been in?? :D :DQuite a lot as I recall. But none in Burntwood, Staffs.Thos. I bet the beer's cheaper round here than in your neck of the woods. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 That has happened in bars all over the country. :D Thos.I know that you're getting on a bit, but how many bars have you been in?? :D :DQuite a lot as I recall. But none in Burntwood, Staffs.Thos. Burntwood in Staffs has not got any Bars. All the residents print themselves vouchers off the computer and go to their local off-license and buy cans to drink at home whilst watching their Cable TV. B)We have quite a few decent pubs and very few trendy noisy bars. By the way I don't have cable TV now, only BB. I used Sky for a year and now use Freeview. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one!You didn't seem to like it at the time and seemed a bit miffed at the guy calling his mate donkey. Silly ass.It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... VICTORY. You have admitted at last what I have known all along. :D :D :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... We all get those occasional charitable moments when reality and common sense are overcome by pity for the afflicted and a strange urge to provide them with succour and sympathy.It soon goes though - doesn't it...? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... We all get those occasional charitable moments when reality and common sense are overcome by pity for the afflicted and a strange urge to provide them with succour and sympathy.It soon goes though - doesn't it...? B)Jealousy rearing its ugly head again? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: I like that one!You didn't seem to like it at the time and seemed a bit miffed at the guy calling his mate donkey. Silly ass.It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... I now feel sorry for you, poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 [It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... I now feel sorry for you, poor thing.It's ok - Im over it now - I think it was to do with that new beer we've got..........I should have know when the delivery chap said I looked like 'a beautiful young lady' .................... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4may Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 [It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... I now feel sorry for you, poor thing.It's ok - Im over it now - I think it was to do with that new beer we've got..........I should have know when the delivery chap said I looked like 'a beautiful young lady' .................... :)Well you are aren't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted January 17, 2007 Report Share Posted January 17, 2007 [It's all in the mood of the day. Somedays I fancy Andsome............... I now feel sorry for you, poor thing.It's ok - Im over it now - I think it was to do with that new beer we've got..........I should have know when the delivery chap said I looked like 'a beautiful young lady' .................... :)Well you are aren't you Aaaww............... You deserve a cuddle for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Getting away from the naughties, I have an indoor bowls mens semi final match tomorrow. If I win, it's drinks all round on me on Friday night. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thos Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Getting away from the naughties, I have an indoor bowls mens semi final match tomorrow. If I win, it's drinks all round on me on Friday night. :DUnfortunately, they will have to be virtual drinks, but you can order a virtual double brandy.Thos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 18, 2007 Report Share Posted January 18, 2007 Getting away from the naughties, I have an indoor bowls mens semi final match tomorrow. If I win, it's drinks all round on me on Friday night. :DUnfortunately, they will have to be virtual drinks, but you can order a virtual double brandy.Thos. Better than that. TRIPLES. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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