AlanHo Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 You can't make this kind of stuff up......Click hereI was aghast at a friends house last week when I saw his daughter play with her baby's fingers and toes - "this little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none ... and this little piggy went........wee wee wee ............................all the way home. It was a good job it was done behind closed doors and not in public - can you just imagine the offence it may have caused.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yeah I spotted that and was just going to post it when the phone rang so had to break off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 This topic has been reopened due to a member request. - me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I am puzzled as to why it was closed in the first instance. Surely there can be nothing wrong in showing up the pathetic idiots who make up the PC brigade. It's about time the vast majority of sensible people in this country were able to put a stop to the rampant march of these morons. I doubt very much whether any Muslims, Jews, vegetarians, vegans, etc etc would take any notice of tales that have been about for many many years. For pities sake, this is absolutely stupid.{Rabid rant now over} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I am puzzled as to why it was closed in the first instance. Surely there can be nothing wrong in showing up the pathetic idiots who make up the PC brigade. It's about time the vast majority of sensible people in this country were able to put a stop to the rampant march of these morons. I doubt very much whether any Muslims, Jews, vegetarians, vegans, etc etc would take any notice of tales that have been about for many many years. For pities sake, this is absolutely stupid.{Rabid rant now over} :good: :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 See my reply on the three little piggies thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I must have missed something but never mind.My babies loved the three little piggies :D Brings back fond memories and I hope to play it with my grandchild...God willing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I must have missed something but never mind.My babies loved the three little piggies :D Brings back fond memories and I hope to play it with my grandchild...God willing Isn't that This little piggy went to market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yes, that's the one, shown at the start by Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Yes, that's the one, shown at the start by Alan.But not in the link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ah! I've seen the link now. I'd forgotten the title of This Little Piggy and was confusing it with Three Little Pigs which someone has now re-done as Three Little Cowboy Builders.Quite funny that as there are a lot of them about and I don't see anything offensive in using pigs in the story. Lots of children's stories use animals as people. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I need to explain that during posting the original thread - I hit the wrong button in error and scrambled it into an almighty mess. Don't know how - but I did.I then went back to edit it - not realising that doug had replied, and made it worse. Doug reinstated it for me. It was a perfect lesson why people should not be allowed to edit a post after others have added replies to it.So it was nothing sinister - I screwed up the edit of a rubbish post and doug sorted it.Sorry about the confusion - hands up - I caused it inadvertently.Stupid little piggy aren't I........... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I need to explain that during posting the original thread - I hit the wrong button in error and scrambled it into an almighty mess. Don't know how - but I did.I then went back to edit it - not realising that doug had replied, and made it worse. Doug reinstated it for me. It was a perfect lesson why people should not be allowed to edit a post after others have added replies to it.So it was nothing sinister - I screwed up the edit of a rubbish post and doug sorted it.Sorry about the confusion - hands up - I caused it inadvertently.Stupid little piggy aren't I........... :lol:Is this discrimination against pigs, intimating they would have made such a mess of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Is this discrimination against pigs, intimating they would have made such a mess of it.Have you ever seen a tidy pig sty.....hence the saying "this place is a pig sty".I am thinking of changing my name to Porky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Porky AlanHo sounds like a tasty dish :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Porky AlanHo sounds like a tasty dish :DWith Sage and Onion stuffing, delicious. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Porky AlanHo sounds like a tasty dish :DWith Sage and Onion stuffing, delicious. :lol: He needs stuffing. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 Porky AlanHo sounds like a tasty dish :DWith Sage and Onion stuffing, delicious. :lol: He needs stuffing. :lol: :lol: :lol: Be careful! He may be partial to stuffed Tongue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 It would be great if someone stuffed him with the rough end of a rag mans trumpet. (Old midlands expression). :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can play a trumpet andsome - may I please borrow yours................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can play a trumpet andsome - may I please borrow yours................. NO. You might leave germs on it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can play a trumpet andsome - may I please borrow yours................. Not likely, he blows his own :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can play a trumpet andsome - may I please borrow yours................. Musical or ear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted January 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 I can play a trumpet andsome - may I please borrow yours................. Musical or ear? Irene - you have unwittingly hit on one of my rare weaknesses. I need to use hearing aids and an ear trumpet would be very welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted January 24, 2008 Report Share Posted January 24, 2008 .... hearing aids ..Is this what the Masai women with deformed earlobes suffer from due to unprotected listening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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