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Because it could upset the Muslims or the builders, didn't you read the story.

Yes of course, but there was nothing in the story to cause offence, we all know that Muslims don't eat pork, but neither do Jews, vegans and vegetarians, not to mention people who just don't like pork. Personally, I don't eat builders either. :D

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There you are then, even more reason to ban it, we have now not only upset the Muslims, but the Jews, vegans and vegetarians as well, doug was right to remove it even if it was by mistake

That's all very well, but how about all the builder's merchants who would be affected if all builders stopped building. Also to take into considerations is where all these Muslims, Jews, vegans, vegetarians and even the builders themselves would live, if the builders were to stop being builder.

What would happen to all the smoky bacon favoured bricks.

I was talking to a muslim chap not so long ago and he was wetting himself with laughter at the PC lot. I can not repeat what he said, but it was not charitable.

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I am worried about the integrity of the wolf. Presumably it will be the same one that gave Little Red Riding hood the severe seeing to. How can anyone take him seriously when he says, " I'll Huff and I'll Gay, and I'll blow your house up."

Is he an animal extremist or a suicide bummer.

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And its no good sending him to jail to do porridge, because Goldilocks got there been their before him.

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I am starting to worry about Humpty Dumpty. It could be taken as a blatant rabid attack on the obese. It could equally be taken as an inference that the cowboy pig builders made such a cods wollop of getting the wall level that they infringed the 'elf n safety regulations and prejudiced Humpty's human rights.

And what about animal cruelty - baking four and twenty black birds in a pie. And why black birds - surely a racist taunt.

What was little Jack Horner doing sitting in the corner - you may well ask.

Jach and Jill went up the hill - wooden hill no doubt - which is Midlands for "stairs". And why would Jack take Jill up stairs - the pail of water is a likely tale. If ever there was a more blatant reference to sexual innuendo - I would like to see it.

Nursery rhymes are obviously rich pickings for the liberal PC classes.

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Not to mention; Three blind mice and Baa Baa Black Sheep :0

Brfore long you will not be able to call some places the names they are called now, they will have to be renamed because of the sex discrimination act or the Racist act or whatever they call it. Blackburn in Lancashire would have to be renamed to Colourburn, Manchester to Personchester, Ladykirk to Peerkirk or even Peoplekirk. I could sit here all night, but I'm sure you all get the general drift, oops, I should have said the Armed Forces drift shouldn't I. The same sort of thing would have to apply to food stuff as well of course, you will not be able to have Blackberry it will have to be Colourberry and so on. :D

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Not to mention; Three blind mice and Baa Baa Black Sheep :0

I believe that Baa Baa Black Sheep was banned by some Birmingham schools some time ago. Birmingham council also banned Christmas decorations until Muslims told them that such action could cause trouble for them. The whole country has gone mad.

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