AlanHo Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 The Daily Oracle reports that some petrol stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else is getting screwed at the same time as you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 The Daily Oracle reports that some petrol stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else is getting screwed at the same time as you!Does anyone in Europe pay higher fuel taxes than the UK? I doubt it. Thank you comrade El Gordo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 He feels our pain, yet insists on making it worse, presumably this makes him some kind of sadomasochist ?He's increased the tax on the less well off.Increased tax on new cars.By backdating emissions tax on old vehicles has rendered many older cars completely worthless. Thus making it near impossible for low income families to replace their vehicles with more fuel efficient ones.At a time when increased VAT means he could drop fuel tax by 12p and still be where he was income wise a couple of months ago. But still they wheel out that tired old "We're saving the environment" bilge to justify the extra 2p a litre they're going to lumber us with next budget. Now does this not look like a concerted effort by our socialist PM to drive the hoi poloi off the roads so that they don't slow down the ministerial motorcade ?Driving to be limited to the rich or those with an expense account and they accuse the Tories of being elitist toffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 He feels our pain, yet insists on making it worse, presumably this makes him some kind of sadomasochist ?I can't see how he feels our pain as he doesn't even drive and has a chauffeur.He probably has no idea how much it costs to fill a petrol tank But still they wheel out that tired old "We're saving the environment" bilge to justify the extra 2p a litre they're going to lumber us with next budget.I doubt whether they care much about the environment when they can claim 40p a mile expenses (up to 10,000 miles) and then 25p a mile after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 I notice that the few fans this government ever had no longer come here and sing their praises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vote Liberal Democrat. How worse than the last two Governments could they be.No replies please. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Vote Liberal Democrat. How worse than the last two Governments could they be.No replies please. :DYou did not expect to get away with that did you. Bad as the two main parties are, at least we can always cling to the hope that we will not get the dreaded Euro, or get much further into that gravy train club. The Lib Dem's would instantly have us right the way in up to our necks given the chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan2273 Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 As far as the three main party leaders are concerned, (Brown, Cameron & Clegg), Brown is a total loss, Cameron is another Blair, but Clegg seems to bring a fresh face to politics, although I do not agree with the Lib Dems policies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 You did not expect to get away with that did you. Bad as the two main parties are, at least we can always cling to the hope that we will not get the dreaded Euro, or get much further into that gravy train club. The Lib Dem's would instantly have us right the way in up to our necks given the chance.No!. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 but Clegg seems to bring a fresh face to politicsOnly because it has not yet got the patina conferred by several years of trough indulgence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarthy © ® ™ Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 A good little site for fuel prices (petrol/diesel/lpg) - Just enter a postcode and shows the highest/lowest prices in your area (sign up for more info)> > H E R E < <;)The porn idea might just catch on around here!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Jack Straw told the BBC he "fully understood" the hauliers' concerns, but "government revenues have to come from somewhere".Holy crap the truth from a politician, the final admission that it's bugger all to do with the environment, it's all about the money. The problem is that when all the hauliers are forced out of business and deliveries are all made by continental firms, he'll have no income and a womping great bill for paying unemployment benefit. Plus a higher carbon footprint for all the trans-channel fuel runs. Greed and a total lack of common sense, what an inspiring combination. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Jack Straw told the BBC he "fully understood" the hauliers' concerns, but "government revenues have to come from somewhere".Holy crap the truth from a politician, the final admission that it's bugger all to do with the environment, it's all about the money. The problem is that when all the hauliers are forced out of business and deliveries are all made by continental firms, he'll have no income and a womping great bill for paying unemployment benefit. Plus a higher carbon footprint for all the trans-channel fuel runs. Greed and a total lack of common sense, what an inspiring combination. :(Couldn't agree more. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 He feels our pain, yet insists on making it worse, presumably this makes him some kind of sadomasochist ?He's increased the tax on the less well off.Increased tax on new cars.By backdating emissions tax on old vehicles has rendered many older cars completely worthless. Thus making it near impossible for low income families to replace their vehicles with more fuel efficient ones.At a time when increased VAT means he could drop fuel tax by 12p and still be where he was income wise a couple of months ago. But still they wheel out that tired old "We're saving the environment" bilge to justify the extra 2p a litre they're going to lumber us with next budget. Now does this not look like a concerted effort by our socialist PM to drive the hoi poloi off the roads so that they don't slow down the ministerial motorcade ?Driving to be limited to the rich or those with an expense account and they accuse the Tories of being elitist toffs. Tax is a percentage of the sale, so the higher the cost , more revenue into tha' broons coffers ...the dithering idiot is in trouble , not just on the unsecured £2.7 crewe bribe , and the Northern rock caining that we are going to get ,(as the solvent mortgagees leave , with just the sub sub primers left .......careering into bankruptcy and is also not on the books .)..he needs large quantities of the folding ...there are several U turns coming up over more post dated tax hikes hidden n broons previous budgets as you mentioned ..... , but he has already spent the dosh in order to look flash at the box .......Its short termism , even the dolt knows he will not see the other side of the election , so he has to last the 2 years to max out his expenses and beef his gold plated pension (an his ego will not let him go before ,becoming britains shortest term PM)He will not giva toss over what the costs are doing to the plebs , or jobswindow dressing The TV cameras trooped in to film the beginning of Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling’s meeting with various oil big-wigs this morning. After Brown thought they’d stopped filming, he announced: “Well that was an unreal start to a meeting… Now we can relax!”This really is Potemkin politics. It is hard to imagine that many voters will be fooled by today’s ‘summit’ .speccie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Our local garage had 120.9p per litre posted this morning when I passed it. I could have sworn it had 117.9p per litre posted when I passed it on Monday. I'm thinking of converting my engine and going over to methane as a propellant. I will install a large inverted funnel over the Houses of Parliament to collect it and stick a pipe on the end to bring it north. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 Jack Straw told the BBC he "fully understood" the hauliers' concerns, but "government revenues have to come from somewhere".Yes the truth is out and, as I suspected, fuel tax is nothing to do with the environment and everything to do with government revenue.It wouldn't be too bad if our taxes were used responsibly but there's too much government waste and Brown thinks that our money is his money which is wrong as we have earned it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 I read in one of todays papers that the true cost of petrol is (currently) 45p and everything else is tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I read in one of todays papers that the true cost of petrol is (currently) 45p and everything else is tax Yes, and it is not helped by being part of the EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 In most countries in the world the whole damned cabinet would have been assassinated by now. OH HOW I WISH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yes, and it is not helped by being part of the EU.How does the EU come into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yes, and it is not helped by being part of the EU.How does the EU come into it? They have an agreement on fuel tax. Sarcozy (or whatever his name is) was trying to get the agreement suspended only a couple of days ago just to placate the French fishermen, who in true French style, are/were blockading all the port and disrupting shipping,edit:- Just seen this:- http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2008/05/is...-prices-or-not/Edit 2:- and thishttp://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/31746,opinio...ion-pound-folly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yes, and it is not helped by being part of the EU.They have an agreement on fuel tax. Sarcozy (or whatever his name is) was trying to get the agreement suspended only a couple of days ago just to placate the French fishermen, who in true French style, are/were blockading all the port and disrupting shippingThanks for the explanation.Edit 2:- and thishttp://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/31746,opinio...ion-pound-follyThat article has some interesting points which I wholeheartedly agree with like:But there is one important difference between 1997 and 2007: during the last decade, this Government has increased public spending by over a trillion pounds of our money (about £1,229,100,000,000), in an attempt to implement its 1997 promises to transform our hospitals, schools, police, pensions and social services.Yet what have we got for the extra trillion or so of our money that the Government has spent on our behalf?When we first elected this Government, we were prepared to pay more tax in return for improved public services. We got the increased taxes - it's far from obvious that there has been the slightest improvement in any of our public services.This is so true as we have been taxed to the hilt over the last decade with (almost) nothing to show for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 It seems some New Labour politicians have had a good idea but as it'll require the godawful Gordo to cut government expenditure to fund it and stop crying crocodile tears, when we know he's wallowing in the extra revenues from the hiked oil price and loving every minute of it. Is it likely to happen, I think not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 30, 2008 Report Share Posted May 30, 2008 It seems some New Labour politicians have had a good idea but as it'll require the godawful Gordo to cut government expenditure to fund it and stop crying crocodile tears, when we know he's wallowing in the extra revenues from the hiked oil price and loving every minute of it. Is it likely to happen, I think not.Isn't it funny that only when they are in the sh*t, and visions of life without the trough appear, do they trouble themselves with "good ideas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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