Hb_Kai Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 Random story time....add one sentence to the story....and try to make it where someone can pick up where you end....ill start it...John was the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted November 1, 2008 Report Share Posted November 1, 2008 whose screen name was doug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 His real name was Bert Throssit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ..he was an ordinary sort of chap - kind of plain-looking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 His mother, who had a blind dog with a wooden leg, kept a tripe dressers shop just behind a well known house of ill repute, in a small square, just off Krunnington Avenue, at the southern end of Barnsley High Street.edit:- full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 The dog's wooden leg was made from a leg of a mahogany dining table and was too heavy for the dog to be able to.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ...perform his old party piece of holding that leg aloft, whilst standing on another one, and simultaniously, and often at the same time, juggling with cubes of lemon jelly, whilst whistling "How Much is That Doggy in the Window?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Which amused the old people in the audience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ....who had little else to do with their time as society won't let them work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ..out in the Gym. So Bert's mother decided that she would construct a synthetic tripe gym for all her local OAP pals, because she had just received a delivery of back dated thick seam tripe from her sister, in Stoke Poges, who ran a Forsaken Tripe Asylum Centre for derelict Tripe and Offal. So she set too with great Gusto, (a retired circus strongman from Andalucia,) who lisped whenever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 he ate twipe or lithened to Bert's mother weciting tales about the twipe asylum centre. His main claim to fame when he was performing in the circus was bending a quarter inch diameter steel bar over his manhood - but he had to retire when he reached 60 years of age because his wrists had got too weak. He was living in hope that lots of twipe would.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 .... enable him to fullfil his ambition of becoming a mountaineer, and which was why, as a youngman, he had left his native Spain, to come to England to climb the Lincolnshire Alps. He had barely reached the top of the first when.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ..he missed his footing on some loose shale and tumbled several hundred feet, landing right on his... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 ....parsons nose. It was fortunate that the Right Rev. Father Confessor Pybus Maximus Antoniamus, of Guidonia Montecelio, who was over from Italy for an afternoons exploration of the Linconshire cheese mines, just happened to be at the bottom of the ventilation and seasoning shaft down which Gusto had tumbled and had thus broken his fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Pybus Maximus was rather shaken by the impact and complained to Gusto who just muttered "hard cheese" and proceeded to climb.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ... over the Rev. Father and make his way up the ladder at the side of the shaft towards a small circle of daylight that seemed to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ..be radiating a strange green light and a loud humming noise was coming from somewhere to the right...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ..of the donkey that had suddenly appeared, dressed in a white gown and wearing a Gordon Brown mask. He climbed further, past the donkey, and found the green light was coming from a flare that was burning off the waste gases produced in the mine's lavatory, in a passage running off the main shaft. As he reached the suface he saw Bert's mother rushing towards him, frantically crotcheting a length of reserve tripe, in order to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 .....use it as a bandage for the injured leg of the unfortunate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 dog with the wooden leg which had splintered and..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ...turned sceptic about the hole thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ...turned sceptic about the hole thing...Yoy need a sterile dressing on that. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ....said andsome as he proceeded to wipe his feet on the newly knitted tripe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ....pullover, which was similar to an apple turnover, but a little less fruity and rather more of a main course than a sweet course. What Grimaldi, which is what he was baptised, felt was missing was a small helping of intercourse so he...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ate a bread roll with a lump of mature cheddar between the starter and main courses. Meanwhile, Fred Flintstone, unaware of these goings on, came speeding up on.............................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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