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His mother, who had a blind dog with a wooden leg, kept a tripe dressers shop just behind a well known house of ill repute, in a small square, just off Krunnington Avenue, at the southern end of Barnsley High Street.

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...perform his old party piece of holding that leg aloft, whilst standing on another one, and simultaniously, and often at the same time, juggling with cubes of lemon jelly, whilst whistling "How Much is That Doggy in the Window?"

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..out in the Gym. So Bert's mother decided that she would construct a synthetic tripe gym for all her local OAP pals, because she had just received a delivery of back dated thick seam tripe from her sister, in Stoke Poges, who ran a Forsaken Tripe Asylum Centre for derelict Tripe and Offal. So she set too with great Gusto, (a retired circus strongman from Andalucia,) who lisped whenever..

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he ate twipe or lithened to Bert's mother weciting tales about the twipe asylum centre. His main claim to fame when he was performing in the circus was bending a quarter inch diameter steel bar over his manhood - but he had to retire when he reached 60 years of age because his wrists had got too weak. He was living in hope that lots of twipe would....................

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.... enable him to fullfil his ambition of becoming a mountaineer, and which was why, as a youngman, he had left his native Spain, to come to England to climb the Lincolnshire Alps. He had barely reached the top of the first when....

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....parsons nose. It was fortunate that the Right Rev. Father Confessor Pybus Maximus Antoniamus, of Guidonia Montecelio, who was over from Italy for an afternoons exploration of the Linconshire cheese mines, just happened to be at the bottom of the ventilation and seasoning shaft down which Gusto had tumbled and had thus broken his fall.

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..of the donkey that had suddenly appeared, dressed in a white gown and wearing a Gordon Brown mask. He climbed further, past the donkey, and found the green light was coming from a flare that was burning off the waste gases produced in the mine's lavatory, in a passage running off the main shaft. As he reached the suface he saw Bert's mother rushing towards him, frantically crotcheting a length of reserve tripe, in order to...

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....pullover, which was similar to an apple turnover, but a little less fruity and rather more of a main course than a sweet course. What Grimaldi, which is what he was baptised, felt was missing was a small helping of intercourse so he......

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