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Happy hour is a nap in the afternoon

You don't remember being forgetful

You can live without sex but not your glasses

You have two pairs of specs, one of which you use to locate the other

You childhood toys are now in a museum

Everyone is happy to give you a ride because they don't want you behind the wheel

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

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You're getting old when you start reminiscing about chocolate bars that nobody else in the room is old enough to have eaten.

Avalance, no ava Swiskit.

Aztec bars.

etc etc

I remember Crest bars. Similar to a Mars bar, but with dark chocolate and with a nougat filling. :lol:

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I remember milk bars........full of American soldiers and English girls.

Oh - I'd have had fun back then............... :rolleyes:

I never could understand why Bradford was deemed a suitable place for them. However "Farmer Giles Milk Bar" did a roaring trade. There was a story of clandestine things going on "round the back", but that may just have been salacious rumour!!

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'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

Sounds good to me. xlaugh.gif

Oooohhhhh! you saucy little minx you. :lol:

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'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

Sounds good to me. xlaugh.gif

Oooohhhhh! you saucy little minx you. :lol:

I know :rolleyes:

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'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

Sounds good to me. xlaugh.gif

STOP IT youi two. :lol:

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'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

'You can live without sex but not your glasses'

How true! They're essential if you want to see what you're getting......in any event :blink:

One could always feel ones way around. :D

Sounds good to me. xlaugh.gif

STOP IT youi two. :lol:

No chance! :D

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