AlanHo Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Having got married yesterday, I have just got round to putting my wedding suit away in the wardrobe. It was bought especially for the wedding and I had not previously worn it. To my surprise, nay amazement, nay horror, nay gobsmacking dismay - I felt a lump under one of the sleeves about 6 inches below the armpit. Upon lifting the sleeve I found one of those black plastic security devices still in place – the ones that are removed at the store checkout using some special device. I had spent the whole day with an ugly lump of black plastic under my arm. Why the alarm didn’t sound when I left the store when purchasing it I have no idea. No-one commented at the reception so I can only assume it was either not noticed or they were all sniggering out of earshot.There were no photographers from the Hello or OK magazines at the wedding – they obviously knew we would turn them down so they didn’t bother to turn up. However, there were lots of guests pretending to be paparazzi photographers taking fan pictures of Libby and I. It will be interesting to see who is first to forward me a copy photo as evidence of my unwanted lump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 You were lucky that it was only your wedding suit. If it had been your birthday suit they may have seen a much bigger lump (due to a Freudian slip I originally typed "limp") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dencandy Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 You're lucky it was under the arm & not in a more inconvenient location. Anyway, you & the new management look as though your having a rare old time. Best wishes for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Who is the ugly geezer next to the attractive young lady? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 :D :D I've got lumps like that all over the place.......Lovely happy picture - and the sun was out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 :0 Horror of horrors!!No probs though...You got the girl of your dreams. ;) Love your wife's outfit. I think we have similar 'good' taste. Here is my wedding outfit... Spot the similarities? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I hope your bride was not disappointed that the "lump" should have been at least appropriately sized further south on your body.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Love your wife's outfit. I think we have similar 'good' taste. Here is my wedding outfit... Spot the similarities? :DVery similar dress - plus fascinator, rather than hat. Libby's is cappuccino coloured Italian lace by Ann Balon. Must have been jolly expensive but she cannot recall how much - a likely story.She had lumps in her dress - but that's another story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Very similar dress - plus fascinator, rather than hat. Libby's is cappuccino coloured Italian lace by Ann Balon. Must have been jolly expensive but she cannot recall how much - a likely story.She had lumps in her dress - but that's another storyThereby another similarity...I can't recall the cost of mine either. Lumps in dresses are certainly another story. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I have lumps in my trousers. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 I have one in my throat but I don't complain. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I have one in my throat but I don't complain. :lol:SUCH an emotional little chap........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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