doug Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Mary had a little lambHer daddy shot it deadIt goes to school with Mary nowBetween two lumps of bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 It followed her to school one dayWhich was against the ruleThe next time that she saw her lamb,Twas in a bowl of gruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Mary had a little lambIt's legs were rather bentAnd everywhere that Mary goedThe lamb was sure to went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Just for andsomeMary had a little lambShe also had a bearI've often seen her little lambBut I've never seen her .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Mary had a little Lamb, You've heard that tale before, But have you heard she passed her plate And had a little more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 :lol: I take it that you were all bored last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 My particular favourites are shank of lamb casserole, and shepherds pie. Unfortunately I ain't a poet. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had lamb casseroleShe gave it all to andsomeShe also gave him shepherds pieHe's now as fat as Samson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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D4\/!d Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had lamb casseroleShe gave it all to andsomeShe also gave him shepherds pieHe's now as fat as Samson...and now he's GROAN (grown, geddit, oh nevermind :) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had lamb casseroleShe gave it all to andsomeShe also gave him shepherds pieHe's now as fat as Samson...and now he's GROAN (grown, geddit, oh nevermind :) )BRILL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had lamb casseroleShe gave it all to andsomeShe also gave him shepherds pieHe's now as fat as Samson...and now he's GROAN (grown, geddit, oh nevermind :) )BRILL!!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had lamb casseroleShe gave it all to andsomeShe also gave him shepherds pieHe's now as fat as SamsonABSOBLOODYLUTELYBRILLIANT! You're a poet and didn't know it. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 They sat upon the grassy bank andsome was all a-quiver... He undid Mary's suspender belt And her leg fell in the river! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted November 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 To be sungAfter the ball was overMary took out her glass eyepopped her teeth into watercorked the bottle of dyethrew her false leg into the cornerhung her wig on the wallall that was left went to bye byesafter the ball!Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 You're on form today Doug. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon 10,000 volts shot up its leg And turned its wool to nylon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 A robin perched upon my sill to hail the coming dawn,he chirped and sang so wonderfully to beautify the morn'.The robin's song was echoed, by every other bird,they sang in perfect harmony, the best I've ever heard.I opened up the window, to hear him better from my bed,but misfortune struck - the window fell,and crushed his little head.................................. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Like 'em. You should all publish them in a book. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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