Oh I Say ... A Place To Chatter

[morty]

That's me done for the day. Anything else can wait until tomorrow.

 

Washed the curtains, the bath mats, shower curtain and changed all the bed sheets over to more snuggly winter bedding.

As per usual ..  I managed to wing the lightshade when turning the mattress.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[AlanHo]

We have now put the electric blanket back on the bed and set up the timers - it's a his and her blanket with individual controls each side. I like hot - she likes tepid.

 

You deserve a rest now Morty - put your feet up and sip a glass of nice wine or a G&T - that's what we do.

[D4\/!d]

You surely deserve a sit down, anything that turns up after 4.00pm can wait until tomorrow. I say leave it on the window sill overnight. And arn't the bath mats loverly when they are all fresh and fluffy.

[andsome]

I ain’t doing nuffink,I’m on holiday 

[Gandalph]

On 02/11/2017 at 10:40 AM, andsome said:

I ain’t doing nuffink,I’m on holiday 

I thought you were Sixty Six and retired. You won't be doing anything anyway when you are retired. 

[andsome]

3 hours ago, Gandalph said:

I thought you were Sixty Six and retired. You won't be doing anything anyway when you are retired. 

Much nearer 82. 

[Gandalph]

I knew that I was being Kind. 

[AlanHo]

In trying to be kind you were in reality being cruel. But I liked it...

[andsome]

I aint bovvered about people knowing my age. I cannot understand why some people get upset if anyone knows how old they are.

[AlanHo]

I don't mind people knowing my age either. But I prefer people to be accurate.

 

Please note that today I am 80.638356 years old.

[andsome]

24 minutes ago, AlanHo said:

I don't mind people knowing my age either. But I prefer people to be accurate.

 

Please note that today I am 80.638356 years old.

A mere child yet. 

[Belatucadrus]

I'm 21 and a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quite a big bit 

[andsome]

8 minutes ago, Belatucadrus said:

I'm 21 and a bit.

Quote

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Quite a big bit 

 

[D4\/!d]

On 05/11/2017 at 9:40 AM, AlanHo said:

Please note that today I am 80638356 years old.

Point taken.

[Gandalph]

Star Date: 80.638356 AlanHo spoke about his age. Computer, note that. Mr. Sulu, Warp Factor 9.  

[D4\/!d]

I think its really his IP address 80.63.83.560

[catgate]

I get fed up of people asking me how old I am, because at my age my memory is so bad I forget.

To get round this I used to carry about a old envelope with my date of birth written on it.

Sadly this was no good unless I remembered to take my spectacles with me. So I used to carry a spare pair of spectacles, until I ran out of spare spectacles. This was caused by dropping them, when getting into serious physical arguments about age.

 

So now, when I am asked, I just put on an idiot type smile and look at my wrist (the one without the watch ), and say "Half past two", very quickly, and just walk away.

[andsome]

Carry a small computer round with you. Ask someone in your family with a good memory what your birthday is and enter it. Buy one with an alarm facility and set it to go off as a reminder on the due day. Problem solved. 

 

Say thank you.

 

 

[catgate]

Ask someone in your family with

 

I forget who is in the family and who isn't, Arthur.

[Belatucadrus]

We used to have a French teacher named Arthur, we were the usual disruptive rowdy bunch of teen know it alls and a complete pain in the arse. A source of deep and abiding regret to me.

 

  

[andsome]

19 hours ago, catgate said:

Ask someone in your family with

 

I forget who is in the family and who isn't, Arthur.

 

 

Ask the people next door if they know your relatives are Freda.