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You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.

Am I on a higher level than Musa Ibrahim?

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You are LAWRENCE OBI. You are Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Lagos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 million that BARRY KELLY who died with a WILL left in your bank.  You put the money in two trunks and want me to claim the money.

Am I on a higher level than Musa Ibrahim?

Well you have more dosh to give away :)

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You are alice kobe. You are the wife of late Brigadier - Gen. Maxwell Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER in Sierra Leone. You have suffered hardship and maltreatment in the hands of your husbands family. You have $25.5 million to share. :flowers:

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You are Lawrence OBI. You are the Bank Manager of Zenith Bank Largos, Nigeria. You will share with me 30% of the $26.5 Million That Barry Kelly who died without a bill, left in your bank. You put the money in two trunks and want me to clain the money

What ever that amounts to :huh:

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Hmm

I join Tankus and SM,

now will you all please send me $3,500,00 by western union and i will confirm the modalities for the transfer after I have comtacted my barrister.

this transaction is 100% risk free

This from my pal Musa,

I am sure you will be surprised at this letter that I am

sending to you as we have never met before. But let me

introduce myself to you.I am Barrister ,HENRY CHARLES

solicitor at law. I am the personal

attorney to Mr. DAVID GOODMAN a national of America, who

used to work with

Shell-development Company in NIGERIA. Here in aftershall be

referred to as my client.

In 2001, I discovered from his contract employee, the

Shell-development Company of Nigeria that my client is

dead. Unfortunately, was a victim of the AF4590 German

Concorde plane that crashed in France.......yada yada yada....where the deceased had an account valued at about $7.5 million (SEVEN MILLION FIVE

HUNDRED THOUSND U.S.DOLLARS). yada yada......you and me can share the money. 65% to me and 30% to you. and 5% will be used for any expenes we may

encounter.Yada yada I guarantee that this will be executed under a

legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any

breach of the  law and is 100% risky free yada yada ad infinitum

musa.

Can't even get his own name right :D :D but I believed his every word.

Many are not this dumb though and have their scripts carefully prepared in advance for practically any eventuality. :angry:

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"You are Musa Ibrahim.  YOU ARE AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORP. YOU WISH TO REMIT $21 MILLION TO MY COMPANY FOR SAFEKEEPING.  YOU ENJOY BICYCLING AND TYPING IN ALL-CAPS."

I am too.

I think it has something to do with throwing lemons at cars.

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"You are Larry Koffi.  You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa.  You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN.  You like red jelly beans."

:blink:

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