mark2 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteriesare flat?2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they knowthere is not enough?3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?9. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?10. What is the speed of darkness?11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at The Special Olympics?12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?16. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?17. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?18. Can you cry under water?19. What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?23. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?26. Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie2 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Ummmmm :uhm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 You're whyning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyWhirly Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 :blink: I have often wondered about some of those questions and I am guilty of number 1 as I do it all the time when the batteries are flat :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhat Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 :blink: I have often wondered about some of those questions and I am guilty of number 1 as I do it all the time when the batteries are flat :DOr take em out, rub em, switch em round, put em back in, bash it on the coffee table and it still doesn't work? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 And another one. How have we put man on the Moon, put sattelites into geostationary orbit around our planet, sent rockets to Mars and have robotic rovers moving around relaying pictures back to us, when Vauxhall haven't found a way to keep hubcaps on their cars. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuces wild Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 RE: Initial post - How very true Curly. :lol: Funny post. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ɹəuəllıʍ ʇɐb Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 :blink: I have often wondered about some of those questions and I am guilty of number 1 as I do it all the time when the batteries are flat :DThe thing is: it works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Mark2Its good to see that someone is making a collection of my daily "thought for Today" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don't ask Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 When I am browsing and have decided I am finished with a site and decide to move on to somewhere else, why do I always track my way back to the site's main page before quitting it?Maybe it is 'cause I'm very tidy and am putting back the toys I am finished with before playing with something else?Answers on a postcard please .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 And another one. How have we put man on the Moon, put sattelites into geostationary orbit around our planet, sent rockets to Mars and have robotic rovers moving around relaying pictures back to us, when Vauxhall haven't found a way to keep hubcaps on their cars. :lol:Fit alloys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadyassa Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 When I am browsing and have decided I am finished with a site and decide to move on to somewhere else, why do I always track my way back to the site's main page before quitting it?Maybe it is 'cause I'm very tidy and am putting back the toys I am finished with before playing with something else?Answers on a postcard please ....Maybe you think you are saving bandwidth :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 why do I always track my way back to the site's main page before quitting it?I do this. It's a sign of a tidy and logical mind. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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