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No drinks I'm afraid, virtual or otherwise. I should have beaten my opponent easily, but played like a Wally. We were level 8-8 when we started the last end. I was holding shot about 6 inches from the jack, when he tucked a beauty in about three inches behind the jack. So I lost 9-8. I have only myself to blame, I think I was too confident and relaxed.

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No drinks I'm afraid, virtual or otherwise. I should have beaten my opponent easily, but played like a Wally. We were level 8-8 when we started the last end. I was holding shot about 6 inches from the jack, when he tucked a beauty in about three inches behind the jack. So I lost 9-8. I have only myself to blame, I think I was too confident and relaxed.

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Stay off those Diazapams before a match andsome. :lol:

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No drinks I'm afraid, virtual or otherwise. I should have beaten my opponent easily, but played like a Wally. We were level 8-8 when we started the last end. I was holding shot about 6 inches from the jack, when he tucked a beauty in about three inches behind the jack. So I lost 9-8. I have only myself to blame, I think I was too confident and relaxed.

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There now - and I thought you were infallible...........

:rolleyes:

:D

B)

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It's a funny game. I have beaten some top players and lost to kids. It's all in the mind. My daughter always claims that it best to be positive. I am inclined to disagree. When I won my quarter final match, I really felt that there was no way that I would win, and that the best I could hope for was a decent score. However in this match, I was wondering how big a margin I would win by. It's probably best not to be too confident.

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It's a funny game. I have beaten some top players and lost to kids. It's all in the mind. My daughter always claims that it best to be positive. I am inclined to disagree. When I won my quarter final match, I really felt that there was no way that I would win, and that the best I could hope for was a decent score. However in this match, I was wondering how big a margin I would win by. It's probably best not to be too confident.

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I am going to drop you from the virtual pub team until you get your virtual 'ed together.

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It's a funny game. I have beaten some top players and lost to kids. It's all in the mind. My daughter always claims that it best to be positive. I am inclined to disagree. When I won my quarter final match, I really felt that there was no way that I would win, and that the best I could hope for was a decent score. However in this match, I was wondering how big a margin I would win by. It's probably best not to be too confident.

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I am going to drop you from the virtual pub team until you get your virtual 'ed together.

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A leading member of our bowling team came into the bar for a quiet drink. He flirted with Artist as usual whilst sitting at the bar - when she noticed he was wearing an earring.

She was fascinated by this - the chap was always boasting about his good looks and was known to wear a toupee, but she had never imagined he was the type to wear jewellery.

Knowing the chap to be normally a conservative fellow (positively not a socialist), and being curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." she said "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replied sheepishly.

"So, really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

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When I was in the bar yesterday, in came an egg, followed by a sausage, then a tomato. Artist shouted "Get out! We don't serve breakfast in here "

Is this treatment fair?

(You can tell I went out with my grandkids yesterday)

Thos. :rolleyes:

You made a bit of a meal of that one.

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We had a commercial traveller in the bar trying to sell Artist some eye make up called 14th February. He said it was American and was so named to commemorate the days of prohibition in the USA .

Artist said she didn’t understand the significance.

He explained “Its St Valentines day mascara”

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We had a commercial traveller in the bar trying to sell Artist some eye make up called 14th February. He said it was American and was so named to commemorate the days of prohibition in the USA .

Artist said she didn’t understand the significance.

He explained “Its St Valentines day mascara”

A bit tortuous, but a good pun. :D

Thos.

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No tick here sir

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Thyme please!

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Woodworm walks into a bar

Is the bar tender here?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Q...Did you hear about the Irish Woodworm?

A...It was found dead in a brick! :rolleyes: OK I know, groan, groan. :D

Sorry if you're Irish, no offence meant. :flowers:

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