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OLD FART PRIDE

I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. Old Farts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old Farts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They know the words and believe in them.

Old Farts remember World War II, the London Blitz, Dunkirk, Normandy, the battle of Britain and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age, the Falklands and the Moon Landing. They remember all the Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2010, not to mention Iraq and Afghanistan.

If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children and they don't like any filth or dirty language on TV or in movies.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.

It's the Old Farts who know our great country is protected, not by politicians, but by the young men and women in the military serving their country.

This country needs Old Farts with their work ethic, sense of responsibility, pride in their country and decent values.

We need them now more than ever.

Thank God for Old Farts!

PS

I was taught to respect my elders.

It's just getting harder to find them.

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Old Farts remember:-

World War II, No

the London Blitz, No

Dunkirk, No

Normandy, No

the battle of Britain and Hitler, No.

They remember the Atomic Age, I thought we were still in it ?

the Korean War, No

The Cold War, At last were getting somewhere

the Jet Age, Yes

the Falklands, Yes

and the Moon Landing, Yes.

They remember all the Peacekeeping Missions from 1945 to 2010, Back to no

not to mention Iraq and Afghanistan, OK I wont then.

My god does this mean I'm Young ?

Naaaaah I can remember Bonnington going up the Old man of Hoy, the eruption of Surtsey and Pipaluk the polar bear . I must be an intermediate flatulant.

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I am very proud to be an old fart. There are some wonderful youngsters about thank goodness, but unfortunately also a whole lot of rude, inconsiderate violent tow rags:)

Allot of you old farts are this as well

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This is a seriously sexist thread! :angry:

What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

Although I don't actually remember WW2, I was the result of my Dad's demob leave from the war. :lol:

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What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think some of the formidable "old women" I have come across would be better called Fortresses.

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What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think some of the formidable "old women" I have come across would be better called Fortresses.

Maybe I am one of them! :unsure: ......

No... I don't think so. ;)

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What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think some of the formidable "old women" I have come across would be better called Fortresses.

Maybe I am one of them! :unsure: ......

No... I don't think so. ;)

Should that not be Fartress?

Male = Fart,

Female = Fartress. :D

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What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think some of the formidable "old women" I have come across would be better called Fortresses.

Maybe I am one of them! :unsure: ......

No... I don't think so. ;)

Should that not be Fartress?

Male = Fart,

Female = Fartress. :D

In this stupid age of P.C. how about Ms Fart?:lol:

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What about us 'Old Fartess'es. (I think I just invented a new word ). Goodness knows how you spell it. :rolleyes:

I think some of the formidable "old women" I have come across would be better called Fortresses.

Maybe I am one of them! :unsure: ......

No... I don't think so. ;)

Should that not be Fartress?

Male = Fart,

Female = Fartress. :D

In this stupid age of P.C. how about Ms Fart?:lol:

That'll do nicely. :lol:

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A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart

A cow an ant and an old fart are debating who is the greatest one among the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that's why I'm the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

Why are scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

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A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart

A cow an ant and an old fart are debating who is the greatest one among the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that's why I'm the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

Why are scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

:lol: :lol:

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A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart

A cow an ant and an old fart are debating who is the greatest one among the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 50 litres of milk every day, and that's why I'm the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

Why are scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

I received this Email yesterday. We must have some friends in common

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