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Nice to see you Doug. :)

Nothing quite like starting a fight in the school playground to draw a crowd eh ?

( I have the ability to start a fight in an empty room.)

"No you dont"

"come over here and say that to my face"

"Which of your faces shall I address Sir"

"I didn't come here to be insulted"

"What forum do you go to usually to be insulted you ugly SOB"

Aaah ! The cut and thrust, the sound of steel on steel. :lol:

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Seriously though, it has got to be remembered that amongst all the hoax posters there are hopefully going to be genuine posters who through no fault of their own find difficulty in expressing themselves clearly with the written word.

Very difficult to filter at times. Hopefully if they see it is a jokey crowd of people they are dealing with, some transgressions can be laughed away. Maximum "Correct" information even to the hoaxers can provide useful reading material for those wishing to learn something.

In short: A wish to build, rather than further deplete membership.

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( I have the ability to start a fight in an empty room.)

"No you dont"

"come over here and say that to my face"

"Which of your faces shall I address Sir"

"I didn't come here to be insulted"

"What forum do you go to usually to be insulted you ugly SOB"

Well played!hippiegal31.gif

In short: A wish to build, rather than further deplete membership.

Well said!

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I'm quite certain this forum is only alive due to it's name. There can be no other possible explanation

The disciples await the second coming of Gustav Mahler. Until we hear him once again play the washboard and spoons the forum remains open. And even then, - It aint over till the fat lady sings.

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this forum is only alive due to it's name

I henceforth rename this forum - "Cyril"

Cyril I command thee to go forward and rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.

Fat lady your tonsils shall turn to stone, and you shall forever be extradited to the kitchens in silence, where your only duties will be to produce suet puddings boiled in the gussset of your undergarments.

Amen.

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this forum is only alive due to it's name

I henceforth rename this forum - "Cyril"

Cyril I command thee to go forward and rise like a Phoenix from the ashes.

Fat lady your tonsils shall turn to stone, and you shall forever be extradited to the kitchens in silence, where your only duties will be to produce suet puddings boiled in the gussset of your undergarments.

Amen.

Cyril lives !

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The only Cyril I can think of is Cyril Fletcher - the comedian and entertainer in the BBC programme "That's Life" who died a few years ago.

Why name a forum after someone who is dead - unless of course it is your crafty way of giving out a subliminal message about Cyril being dead..

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Justin time, we found you Justin time

Before Cyril came, your time was runnin' low

We were lost, the losin' dice were tossed

Our gonads all were crossed, nowhere to go

Now you're here and now We know just where we're goin'

No more doubt or fear, We found our way

For he came Justin time

You found us Justin time

And changed our lonely lives that lovely day.

Welcome back !

Ladies and Gentlemen

. Catgate is in the house !

(AKA "Justin Thyme", celebrated for his books on "Horticultural Linux in the Herb Garden")

A vow of silence and celibacy now broken, his vocal chords and loins ready for new challenges at Cyril ! :) :rolleyes:

Heil Cyril ! - Long live Cyril !

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So you think it will be Justin Time, eh?

Catgate

How nice to see your presence here in this madhouse. The only members who still regularly post here - and not all that regular at that - are mainly old 'uns. I am sure they would appreciate your blank verse poem about old age - I have still got watering eyes and a lump in my throat after reading it

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Just for Alan......and the rest who appreciate the finer things

I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my posting it will be worth the effort.

Walk with me by the water - worth the read...

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:

Bugger...I forgot the words....

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Just for Alan......and the rest who appreciate the finer things

I hope this poem has the same effect on you as it did on me - then my posting it will be worth the effort.

Walk with me by the water - worth the read...

A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER:

Bugger...I forgot the words....

know the feeling

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