Tankus Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 this thread is full of crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Their backsides have a built in polishing medium. :lol:Does she tell their fortunes for them whilst she is doing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 this thread is full of crapIt's only just started. Just wait a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I was surprised when the French Olympic Team walked into the stadium with a Red White and Blue flag. I thought their national flag was White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I was surprised when the French Olympic Team walked into the stadium with a Red White and Blue flag. I thought their national flag was White. OOoooooo - they'll chop of your head!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 No one has mentioned Badger, why not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 I don't think it was badger crap. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankus Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 he has his embossed by a civil servant anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 No one has mentioned Badger, why not Well that's an idea.Someone told me recently that there is a badger sett not too far away, and I had forgotten about it. I just thought of the fox's den about 200yds away.I find it a it odd though for the badger to travel a quarter of a mile just for a crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Perhaps they've heard of the phrase "a man's got to do what a man's got to do". I mean it all depends on where your fancy takes you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Perhaps they've heard of the phrase "a man's got to do what a man's got to do". I mean it all depends on where your fancy takes you!This doesn't mean leaving small black and white toilet rolls out for them does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Perhaps they've heard of the phrase "a man's got to do what a man's got to do". I mean it all depends on where your fancy takes you!This doesn't mean leaving small black and white toilet rolls out for them does it?They use grass. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 I just saw this on another site and thought it well worth transferring.Did you hear about the Polar bear who walked into a bar?The barman said, "Good evening sir. What can I get you?"The bear replied, "I'll have a gin and tonic, please"The barman said, "Certainly sir. But, pray tell me. Why the big pause?""I've always had them," the bear replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 GROAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 Perhaps they've heard of the phrase "a man's got to do what a man's got to do". I mean it all depends on where your fancy takes you!This doesn't mean leaving small black and white toilet rolls out for them does it?They use grass. :lol:In day's of old,When Knights were bold,And toilet paper was not invented.They'd wipe their ass upon the grass,And walk away contented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 What about the telegraph pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 My answer to that is too rude for the forum. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I still admire the Greeks, despite them being the root cause of the foolish, and inordinately expensive, debacle currently engulfing the poor buggers who live in Beijing.I think when they invented numbers they did a superb job. It must have been tricky spending all day out there on the moors herding the Minators and then having to find tasks for Hercules to complete. Coming home and jumping up and down on olives and grapes must have left them little time for more academic pursuits, but, give them their due, they “dun gud”.How clever to invent 4, a number that when multiplied by another of their inventions, 3 , always equals another of their numbers, 12. It is also very clever that 12 is also always the result when the multiplication is done the other way round, i.e. 3 multiplied by 4.The invention 7 was very clever because it fitted, with an exactitude hither to unknown, between 6 and 8, another two of their creations.And how clever to invent 10. it comes in so useful for making hundreds and thousands.3.142857143 was less of a success but to be fair it does have some uses.In later years they did let themselves down a bit by producing Nanna Mousecurry and that fat chap who wore a singing frock.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 I still admire the Greeks, despite them being the root cause of the foolish, and inordinately expensive, debacle currently engulfing the poor buggers who live in Beijing.I think when they invented numbers they did a superb job. It must have been tricky spending all day out there on the moors herding the Minators and then having to find tasks for Hercules to complete. Coming home and jumping up and down on olives and grapes must have left them little time for more academic pursuits, but, give them their due, they “dun gud”.How clever to invent 4, a number that when multiplied by another of their inventions, 3 , always equals another of their numbers, 12. It is also very clever that 12 is also always the result when the multiplication is done the other way round, i.e. 3 multiplied by 4.The invention 7 was very clever because it fitted, with an exactitude hither to unknown, between 6 and 8, another two of their creations.And how clever to invent 10. it comes in so useful for making hundreds and thousands.3.142857143 was less of a success but to be fair it does have some uses.In later years they did let themselves down a bit by producing Nanna Mousecurry and that fat chap who wore a singing frock..That would be that Demisters Roosters fella. He got fat through eating too many 3.142's. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I still admire the Greeks, despite them being the root cause of the foolish, and inordinately expensive, debacle currently engulfing the poor buggers who live in Beijing.I think when they invented numbers they did a superb job. It must have been tricky spending all day out there on the moors herding the Minators and then having to find tasks for Hercules to complete. Coming home and jumping up and down on olives and grapes must have left them little time for more academic pursuits, but, give them their due, they "dun gud".How clever to invent 4, a number that when multiplied by another of their inventions, 3 , always equals another of their numbers, 12. It is also very clever that 12 is also always the result when the multiplication is done the other way round, i.e. 3 multiplied by 4.The invention 7 was very clever because it fitted, with an exactitude hither to unknown, between 6 and 8, another two of their creations.And how clever to invent 10. it comes in so useful for making hundreds and thousands.3.142857143 was less of a success but to be fair it does have some uses.In later years they did let themselves down a bit by producing Nanna Mousecurry and that fat chap who wore a singing frock..Your given number for Pi is not quite accurate, it should be 3.1415926535 :D Or even more accurately it is 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 34211706798214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 54930381964428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 02491412737245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 94151160943305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 83011949129833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 76694051320005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 68925892354201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 16096318595024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 76691473035982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarthy © ® ™ Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Here ya go andsome :- 31415926535.com ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 ........And in a new world record time of Yang Poo, Kwok Lam and Hoi Sin sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Bring back the pankration http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pankration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andsome Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 Here ya go andsome :- 31415926535.com ;)Not very many there is there? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchful Posted August 18, 2008 Report Share Posted August 18, 2008 How about Olympic Shove-'apenny! or bringing back the sack race? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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