Gandalph Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 I would like to wish all my Forum friends, old and new, a Very Merry Christmas. I hope you all have a good time over the Festive Season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4\/!d Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Christmas Controversies And Various Solutions For Them Should the tree be real or fake?Yuppie Solution: Live tree, planted after useMale Solution: Fake tree, discarded after useFemale Solution: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruitsReality: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur balls Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?Yuppie Solution: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythmMale Solution: Bulbs flash logo of football teamFemale Solution: Elegant flickering candlesReality: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down Should the tree be topped with an angel or a star?Yuppie Solution: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotypeMale Solution: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirtFemale Solution: Authentic angel explains true meaning of ChristmasReality: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts Do you fling or hang tinsel?Yuppie Solution: Empower each strand w/self-determining skillsMale Solution: Six large clumps of tinsel on front of treeFemale Solution: Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghettiReality: More icicles on floor than on tree Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?Yuppie Solution: Gifts opened on posted, individual schedulesMale Solution: Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with footballFemale Solution: Anytime the entire family is presentReality: Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-pops- Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 For some reason it doesn't feel very festive this year. Not only here (Christmas skin?) but anywhere. Half of every High Street is boarded up, few seem to have the festive spirit. Anyhow, Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Merry Christmas to you, Gandalph I hope that you and your family have a good one...Merry Christmas too, to all our members, old and new. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vishal Gupta Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 Merry Christmas to everyone. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belatucadrus Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 We've got three Christmas trees in the garden that were planted after use, they're frickin enormous. Anybody suggestin that I'm a yuppie should be prepared for the forceful insertion of my size 10 boot in the area of the anal sphincter . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 I hope everyone has a good Christmas. We are actually going out for our Christmas lunch - we have NEVER done that before. And what's different is that it will be a vegetarian meal...... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 As one of the very old(er) members may I tend my complements of the season to Irene and the rest of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 As one of the very old(er) members may I tend my complements of the season to Irene and the rest of you! Why did just Irene get a personal mention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rong Posted December 18, 2011 Report Share Posted December 18, 2011 As one of the very old(er) members may I tend my complements of the season to Irene and the rest of you! Why did just Irene get a personal mention? probably something to do with the present opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan2273 Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 A good Christmas and an even better new year to Artist and all on the forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 As one of the very old(er) members may I tend my complements of the season to Irene and the rest of you!Why did just Irene get a personal mention?probably something to do with the present openerAll reminiscent of my youth - probably misspent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Wishing everyone the Happiest Christmas and the Merriest New Year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catgate Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 I have just popped in to wish you all a very merry yuletide and a less preposterous new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Merry Christmas to you, Gandalph I hope that you and your family have a good one...Merry Christmas too, to all our members, old and new. .. Cor blimey Irene. Is that you tying up that present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artist Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 A good Christmas and an even better new year to Artist and all on the forum. Aaw - I got a mention too........... Thanks Alan. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalph Posted December 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Wishing everyone the Happiest Christmas and the Merriest New Year! Hick! I'll drink to that. A Merry Christmas and all the very best for 2012 Joysness!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Merry Christmas to you, Gandalph I hope that you and your family have a good one..... Cor blimey Irene. Is that you tying up that present. :lol: Let's say it was more like me in the 'olden' days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 I must say that it's good to hear from you all... Merry Christmas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joysness Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Wishing everyone the Happiest Christmas and the Merriest New Year! Hick! I'll drink to that. A Merry Christmas and all the very best for 2012 Joysness!.Thanks Gandalph,I always get a little discombobulated this time of year. First it's the Christmas insanity (at least here in the U.S. everyone seems to lose it). Then the New Year with those who still think drinking and driving is perfectly ok so driving becomes hazardous to ones health. Then 12 days later I get to celebrate my birthday. I keep trying to skip them but they just seem to catch up anyway.So I just look forward to when it's all over and things calm down some! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Wishing everyone the Happiest Christmas and the Merriest New Year!Hick! I'll drink to that.A Merry Christmas and all the very best for 2012 Joysness!.I always get a little discombobulated this time of year. First it's the Christmas insanity (at least here in the U.S. everyone seems to lose it). Then the New Year with those who still think drinking and driving is perfectly ok so driving becomes hazardous to ones health. Then 12 days later I get to celebrate my birthday. I keep trying to skip them but they just seem to catch up anyway.So I just look forward to when it's all over and things calm down some! :-)Lovely to hear from you again, Joysness. Have a wonderful Christmas. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bludgard Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Peace and good-will to all;your dreams come true.Under the Willow;we rest in PEACE. drunk an chineseeyes.lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanHo Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 I am typing this on my netbook whilst sitting on the patio of our (rented) apartment in sunny Portugal Algarve having just had a splendid lunch and one or three gin and tonics plus half a bottle of rather nice wine. It seems to have filled me with the X- hic-mas spirit - so may I wish you all a splendiferush Cwishmas and a Hic-appy New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 I am typing this on my netbook whilst sitting on the patio of our (rented) apartment in sunny Portugal Algarve having just had a splendid lunch and one or three gin and tonics plus half a bottle of rather nice wine. It seems to have filled me with the X- hic-mas spirit - so may I wish you all a splendiferush Cwishmas and a Hic-appy New Year.Good to hear from you Alan! Happy Christmas to you both. We are off up to Cheshire (Wilmslow) tomorrow, to spend Christmas Day and night with the family. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 Seasons Greetings to all at WF Been unable to post much for a couple of days because of an accident to my right hand while doing DIY - took me about 15 minutes yesterday to type half a dozen words, but it is better today. Such a shame that because of this I couldn't do my usual annual last minute task of wrapping up all the myriad presents that my beloved loves to buy every year :D Hopefully now that I can use my fingers again, I wil have enough manual dexterity to be able to do justice to today's forthcoming lunchtime feast. Boris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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